The signs as weird shit Max Caulfield has said

tinygaylyra:

Aries:  “Is that your bitchin’ 1977 Needham eighteen wheeler?”
Taurus: “Oh man, are you cereal?”
Gemini: “Maxgyver strikes again!”
Cancer: “Good evening doctor hoo….Sorry.”
Leo: “Nice going, dumbass. No can reach.”
Virgo: “Begone, foul soft drink!”
Libra:  “Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.”
Scorpio: “Insert groan here.”
Sagittarius: “Wowza.”
Capricorn: “Release the kraCAN.”
Aquarius: “Check out Mad Max, ready to fuckin’ thrash! I am so hardcore.”
Pisces: “I love taking pictures of truckers.”

September 3rd with 8,429 notes
#life is strange #Capricorn